Monday, April 04, 2005

Dirty Sanchez

Come on, what did you expect when a guy named Sanchez gets busted for alleged steroid abuse? If Tampa Bay Devil Rays outfielder Alex Sanchez really wanted to spin straw into gold, he'd immediately go to court and legally change his first name to "Dirty."
Steroids or no, he'd go from footnote on a mediocre team to the single most memorable name in sports since ex- hockey goalie Ron Tugnutt.

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